My friend Jim came over and drove the eight rivets that attach the static ports to the skin. I bucked from inside. It was pretty uneventful. We caught the edge of the left port with the rivet set while driving one rivet, but it barely shows. (In the Navy, is the left port the "port port"?)
Next, I attached the 90-degree static line fittings to the port, and hooked up the connecting line.